he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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