check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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