i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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