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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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