mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
So here I am, sexting at work.
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