so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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