sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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