Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
