So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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