alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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