I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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