But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
