Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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