Dual....:-)
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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