I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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