It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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