Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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