Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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