So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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