brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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