The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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