That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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