i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sext me about skeletons
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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