Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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