That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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