speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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