I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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