Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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