your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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