Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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