everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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