Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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