Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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