ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What a dumb baby whore.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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