Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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