Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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