yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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