Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
