Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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