Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
as a side note pls kill me
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
