Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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