Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I need to stop coming to work sober
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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