found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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