I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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