The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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