Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
