i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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