Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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