Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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