My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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